Kelly Brook is a fat chick who people think is a hot chick because she’s made a career polarizing herself as a hot chick all thanks to having big tits, really big tits, but not necessarily great tits, but great enough to give her a career tits….but the entire time I’ve been saying “Why is this fat chick still being celebrated, especially since she’s around 40″…but no one listens to me, especially not Kelly Brook, except some of her fans who send me hate mail because I make fun of her for being fat and staging a miscarriage before launching her LA career that has been a failure, but luckily she still has a pile of money and a bunch of boyfriends from being naked…so she doesn’t even need to work.

But she does need to workout, she’s pulling her waistline in to give the illusion of shape – she knows all the tricks and her bikini bottoms know way too much as they are being sucked in by her fatness…deep into the abyss 40 year old men from the UK are very into…

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