Britney Spears is an inspiration to us all – you know that not only can you have a kid that if you are tactical about can become your full time job, put the pressure to earn on them, and if the stars align because of their cuteness or their ability to dance at Disney Auditions thanks to Jazz Ballet classes…you can live the good fucking life…and when she’s over 18 and you’re feeling the burn from spending your earnings you made off of her faster than you thought – now that you’re cut off – and she coincidentally starts doing crazy shit that allows you to institutionalize her and take control of her – she can keep earning for you for decades to come. People rely on her.

More interestingly, she proves that you don’t have to be a model bitch with a Victoria’s Secret contract to cold dick, sometimes you can find that rich broken girl to seduce with your dick, so you better have a big dick, that you can knock her up with after a little brainwashing so that you secure – a retirement plan and never have to work again – thanks to the enough money to go around all thanks to this tight enough mom body in a bikini.

I am a fan..

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