Kristen Stewart has never been hot to me, I’ve always just assumed she was a boring, depressing, barely dark but possibly white trash and inbred, who was part of a huge masturbatory movie series that was massive for people with high estrogen who buy into that kind of bullshit…so the press was less about people wanting to fuck her, and more about people thinking they wanted to fuck her because she’s in movies and paparazzi take pics of her while she’s faking relationships with her homosexual co-star….before herself being homosexual…you know since estrogen has always been drawn to her – and what it eats your pussy – it just feels nicer…because there is no erection in their pants cutting it short for some penetration…you know how guys are….

That said, she’s in ELLE magazine, looking so dark and mysterious, edgy and controversial, rich and famous…and if you look closely, you can see her girlfriend’s period on her noise..

No wait, that’s just some strawberry jam on my screen…that just ruined my scissor fetish, sure anticlimatic – but so beautiful like a gymnastics performance….

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