Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day

2016

Jul

Complex Magazine paid me every month for 8 years to link them – before they sold to Hearst Media….

They basically paid for the server of this site by paying me every month for 8 years to link them….

So in ways, it’s all COMPLEX’s fault that this site exists, so if you feel the need to sue me for calling you fat or making fun of your movie or ego – please direct all lawsuits their way – because since Complex Magazine stopped paying me – I’ve been forced to a life of drinking rubbing alcohol and eating discount potato chips from the dollar store…since no one else wants to support this mess I call home…bastards…

I guess they’d rather spend their money on really theatrical and weird masquerade photoshoots with Mariah Carey photoshopped into some kind of clown, or some kind of cartoon, but she’s always had a bit if a cartoon vibe to her…with that weird face…and big tits and craziness that only a billionaire could love and try to marry because it looks good on the portfolio of things they’ve stuck their dick in….you know on some Richie Richie – they have everything and always have because that’s how they were raised….unable to relate to other people – might as well lock in a super celebrity – it seems to make sense, especially after having dated that nobody sugarbaby Miranda Kerr…

I guess what I’m saying is that shoot’s not hot to me, but may be hot to you if you’re into 45 year old superstar “divas” from the 90s…when life was simpler for you….