When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara….

I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns…

Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits…

The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy…

The worst…

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