Elizabeth Turner once hit me up on instagram, it may have been her – or it could have been her manager or PR person trying to promote her – because you know there comes a point in every new model’s career – where they think being on DrunkenStepfather is a decent idea to get 3 likes on their social media…this was when she had just moved from whatever state she moved from – I am going to go with Arizona, because Arizona breeds the sluts…..but within a week of that – she went relatively viral – thanks to her huge tits that I was trying to get a 10% management fee from…you know because like Kris Jenner – I’m an evil exploitative pimp…and she was never to be heard from again…until now…where Maxim took her on some Euro adventure, I guess she’s not desperate anymore, and the tits must stay covered…which always the downfall of minimal success..the whore factor drops substantially…not that this one was ever a whore, but she was eager and I’m sure capable of better performance than this..

I guess what they say is right…there is no god…and life is full of disappointments…

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