Alessandra Ambrosio is shaking her ass for her white girl fans…or maybe for all the dudes who Victoria’s Secret panders to…

I would say that hip hop, is pop music and that every single white girl in the world knows how to shake her ass like some kind of african princess, and I would be right in saying that…but Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t necessarily white, plus she’s not a girl, she’s an old as fuck Brazilian which could be white, but could also be native or afro or whatever, and she too likes to shake her ass..

She’s doing it like a white college girl at a frat party…because this isn’t a black thing anymore…that’s racist…but wearing an indian headdress is cultural appropriation, or having a school cafeteria serve egg rolls, or Indian food is cultural appropriation to all these white college aged social justice warriors…but shaking their ass all tribal and ready to fuck…is just doing like the music videos and that’s ok…because social justice warriors are full of shit…and because shaking ass is always ok…even when you’re in your 30s and a mom…but only if you’re a Victoria’s Secret model who’s skin isn’t hanging off her like a ravaged mom I’m sure you’ve all seen and had to fuck…because we are men…and we fuck what we have to…especially when we marry them.

I am drunk. She knows her angles. It looks good.

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