Stephanie Seymour is a mom who infamously gave her son boners in vacation videos a few years ago…where their relationship was real fucking weird…and documented every Christmas while in bikini in St Barts, because she’s fancy…and has big tits..

I guess she was also infamously known for early 90s model groupie of a rock band she is rumored to have broken up called Guns and Roses…

But she’s modeling in Elle Spain, looking far less bloated than Axl Rose, because she’s a model and it is her duty to jack up her face and body with any and all procedures to assure she’ll age as gracefully as possible…so that people still care and feature her in magazines…and the paparazzi still look when she walks by them on the beach…and when those pictures are released people praise her and don’t throw up to her…when you’ve been retired 25 years, it’s pretty easy to put work into this..so that even though it may not be the 90s anymore…she can still pretend it is…

I wonder how many hours of photo editing went into this magic…

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