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2016

26

Sep

Genevieve Morton for the Lingerie of the Day

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This may be a pretty shitty campaign for what I assume is a pretty shitty underwear company featuring Genevieve Morton….

I don’t know how recent this is, but I do keep track of Genevieve Morton, or at least her body fat composition, as I do with most busty Sports Illustrated models going into their 30s…I like to see how they either fall apart, or step it the fuck up and start working out so that they have a few more years in them before ultimately doing what all models with big tits do…and end up getting knocked up by a rich guy…

Now I can’t make a statement on all the various rich guys she’s already had in her vagina in her career as a Sports Illustrated model, which is a career that involves working 10-15 days a year…giving her a lot of time to spend looking at her vagina and figuring out what random things to put in her vagina…I mean…we’ve all been unemployed losers…most of us still are…and all we could do that was free was jerk off all day…

Well, I guess there comes a time in every chronic masturbating person’s life where they figure “it’s now or never, I better cash the fuck in when I can”….so she got fit, something she needed to do because she was getting so fat, she was almost too far gone….and I encourage all fat girls who are on the verge of irrelevance to follow Genevieve Morton’s lead…because being superficial enough to get fit because your life and future depends on it is the only choice..

In other news, it looks like she’s got diarrhea

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