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2016

04

Oct

Lady Gaga’s Shorts of the Day

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Lady Gaga’s confident, strong, amazing and her wearing shorts the length of a pair of underwear is proof that pants, or even regular length shorts are for the weak.

Or maybe, just maybe, she does anything she can to get noticed, which would make sense seeing as she’s just one giant money making scammy advertisement, but not as authentic as an informercial selling spray paint for bald spots, at least you know that shit is a scam just watching the testimonials…Lady Gaga is a subtle scam that people don’t know is a scam because they believe her self promotion that doesn’t come with a disclaimer that she’s a scam…

At least no one is sexualizing her, you know because she’s Lady Gaga and Terrifying looking.

This is when I say I sexually assaulted her ass in a TORONTO club before she was really famous…with my hand…while she wasn’t wearing pants then…it was 7 years ago…I’m such a predator…pervert and her ass was firm and round…so much of a pervert and predator that I assume she is thinking about me in all her songs about date rape…even though she didn’t feel my ass grabbing…because it’s safe to say at the time, she liked any attention she could get…and by looking at these shorts…it’s safe to say her ass hasn’t held up as well as it could have..

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