Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails….but now…today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or he’ll pull the plug…because some puppets remain puppets forever…and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to fuck when you’re wife is at bowling on thursday nights…

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