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2016

08

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Whining About Some Shit in Marie Claire of the Day

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Dinosaur Jennifer Aniston, who no one actually gives a fuck about, not even her husband….is in a magazine…because the media doesn’t realize that the future generation, the youth, pretty much anyone under 25 who is playing around on social media and making selfies and VLOGS on youtube all day….or watching them…just do not give a fuck about Jennifer Aniston….and the only people who do are over 35 year old women…and a few weird men who don’t let their weird sitcom hard nipple fetishes die….because Aniston…at her peak was being overpaid as the second most popular nipples on TV besides Suzanne Sommers in Three’s Company, who should probably be on the cover of magazines, since the only people still buying magazines are 100 fucking years old…

THAT SAID…she posed in sweat pants that supported her menopause body bloat….and whined about her being shamed in the media for no dudes wanting to knock her up…when she should have praised the media for positioning her as if she was actually hot and a sex icon in a world of way hotter girls…making her stupid and underservingly rich.

Boring pics for one of the most boring people in the entertainment industry….I mean at least make the dinosaur show the dinosaur nipples…

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