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2016

01

Dec

Mangled Face Lohan is Accepting Aging Despite Her Mangled Face of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan has a mangled face. She’s jacked it up with drugs, bad living, self destruction and more importantly fillers and other plastic surgeries that left her looking more like a Kardashian over the last 5 years than a Lohan, and not the good Kardashian…but Bruce Kardashian…

But now she’s gone and accepted her life and her mangled face and the career she’s thrown away with bullshit, delusional statuses like:

It’s about that time to recognise gravity is taking over my upper half (or so to speak) #age #numbers #foreveryoung when you get home. Sit down. Analyse your future & see the wrinkles!

Because it’s good to be a rich spoiled brat…where everyone sucks up to you…so that your botox scars remind you of the aging process as you continue to fade into obscurity – with zero command over your audience that was pretty fucking into you for a long fucking time…convert that shit better you stupid fucking bratty crackhead…

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