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2016

06

Dec

Natalia Vodianova as Barbie of the Day

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After offending the world, yet again, famewhore and try hard who made it because the world allows some people to make it, Amy Schumer , who was announced as playing Barbie in a live action movie, we can assume is about how Barbie fell off with a coke turned to meth addiction, only to lose all her money, end up in a trailer park, turning tricks for black dudes, some of whom beat the fuck out of her, one threw acid on her face, another just smashed her with a frying pan over and over, leading to bootleg plastic surgery, in a BARBIE no more…all burdened with many babies with different fathers not the Malibu beach house she once had…not eating organic, but rather nothing but noodles and velveeta, canned beans and potato chips….making the 35 year old broken down busted up barbie make sense….

Here’s Natalia Vodianova, I’d say an iconic model who has been around a long time, posing in barbie poses for a magazine from her homeland Russia, a place I guess she can go back to after escpaing it- now that it’s not communist….and she’s rich…and they have the most billionaires per capita…

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