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2019

22

Jan

Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her…

She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires…

Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver…

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2016

06

Dec

Natalia Vodianova as Barbie of the Day

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After offending the world, yet again, famewhore and try hard who made it because the world allows some people to make it, Amy Schumer , who was announced as playing Barbie in a live action movie, we can assume is about how Barbie fell off with a coke turned to meth addiction, only to lose all her money, end up in a trailer park, turning tricks for black dudes, some of whom beat the fuck out of her, one threw acid on her face, another just smashed her with a frying pan over and over, leading to bootleg plastic surgery, in a BARBIE no more…all burdened with many babies with different fathers not the Malibu beach house she once had…not eating organic, but rather nothing but noodles and velveeta, canned beans and potato chips….making the 35 year old broken down busted up barbie make sense….

Here’s Natalia Vodianova, I’d say an iconic model who has been around a long time, posing in barbie poses for a magazine from her homeland Russia, a place I guess she can go back to after escpaing it- now that it’s not communist….and she’s rich…and they have the most billionaires per capita…

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2016

28

Sep

Natalia Vodianova’s Nipples of the Day

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Hot for a 35 Year Old Russian Superstar Model…Natalia Vodianova who you may know as “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″….is showing off some mom nipple at a Fashion show…for some lingerie company…..because posing in see through outfits at lingerie fashion shows just make sense…

She’s a mom, she’s been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough to remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to doing whatever it takes to not go back to that…like marrying and getting knocked up by really rich dudes to compliment her really rich self…

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2015

27

Oct

Natalia Vodianova for an Underwear Campaign of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, yesterday’s theme of the site, because this is a journey we are on together, best read chronologically….watching me slowly wake up with my rants against rich, famous, sometimes hot, always lame bitches….before falling off midday before I start drinking…day after day for the last 12 years of my life…with all this nonsense…

So here’s Natalia Vodianova for a lingerie campaign…because Natalia Vodianova lives…

She’s “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012”

She’s been modeling….and is considered a supermodel…but I am more interested in her other job, as a mom of 4 with various rich men, each richer than the next….as well as the fact that she’s old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia through the Siberian mountains…for the good model life of luxury, because Russians, despite having no soul are hyper intelligent and calculating spies who can get what they want out of men with their vaginas…or in this case…by wearing lingerie…

The brand is Etam, it’s her only client, she’s been doing their underwear campaigns for at least 2-3 years, which I guess in the model world…is forever…especially when she’s 100 years old…

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2015

02

Apr

Natalia Vodianova for Stella McCartney of the Day

Is one of the earlier Russian Models I masturbated to. I mean I don’t know if that’s true or not, I just know that she has been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough….like This oneis…they remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to easy convincing….

Here she is all wet and lovely…and I like it for Stella McCartney, even if the video is boring, non-nude and not about lingerie as I expected it to be…

This is not an exciting video, I just like the Paul McCartney song in it, thanks to being her dad, who was probably not present her entire life, but who will be leaving her a billion dollars, on top of the billion dollars she already has….

To make up for the shitty video I just promoted for free, because I think Vodianova is hot and I assumed naked, due to being Russian and old…here are some random pics of her…

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2014

05

Jun

Natalia Vodianova Breast Feeding of the Day

Supermodel and mom of 4 with various rich men, Natalia Vodianova, who has been in the game for a long fucking time, and who is old enough to probably remember fleeing a communist Russia for the good model life of luxury, figured out the weirdest gift to get the person who has everything….

You see her second husband, far richer than her first husband, is a man named Antoine Arnault….he is the son of the founder of a luxury company called LVMH, that owns 90 percent of the world’s luxury goods, from Louis Vuitton, Hennessey, Moet and enough other companies to be worth 32 billion fucking dollars…meaning the little things in life, like his freshly born son shot by a fashion photographer, that she leaks to the world, can be appreciated…while most of us with fat busted up wives, would prefer our baby momma’s to give us nude pics of other girls..or maybe even an actual gift since we’re tapped out this month….but to an heir to a fortune…this becomes thoughtful and romantic…while I just find it weird…but not weird enough for you to masturbate to, because I know your kind and masturbating to this would be tame for you, like a day off of your depravity…

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2014

31

Mar

Natalia Vodianova for ETAM of the Day

Back in February, I posted THESE ETAM CATALOG PICS WITH NATALIA VODIANOVA …saying how I hate catalog bikini pics, since they lack creativity….and are generally boring on all fronts, but sometimes when you dust off an old top model, who is in her 30s and who has been married and had three kids with at least one billionaire, as Russian girls do…because let’s face it, modelling is a great front from being an international escort who can find a rich husband in the most politically correct of ways…all glamour all the time…

So here she is in more catalog shots, that may suck, but that I think are lovely enough to post.

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2014

20

Feb

Natalia Vodianova For Etam Of the Day

I generally hate any catalog bikini pics but I like Natalia Vodianova even though she’s 100 in the modelling world…she just has a rocking’ body that is old enough to remember communist Russia, and more importantly escaping communist russia, so for whoever is dating her, they can always show her pictures of her cold water flat when she misbehaves, only to threaten to send her back…even though she’s probably worth a lot of money…and that would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams…even mine involve her being a mail order bride..who knows her place in the world…rather than this amazingly hot success…

Here are the pics for her ETAM campaign.

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2013

04

Jun

Natalia Vodianova’s Amazing in July’s Glamour France of the Day

Natalia Vodianova is a pretty major Russian model who never had to do the whole mail order bride or cam girl shit, because she’s in her 30s, and managed to escape that shit thanks to being one of the hottest fucking models around. One who can live the billionaire life, without having to

THis shoot isn’t naked, or really all that exciting, but she looks good, especially in those Debbie Does Dallas style shorts that remind me of masturbating in the 80s, when she was growing up, and luckily that’s enough.

It just amazes me that she’s got 3 kids….but still looks like this. It’s almost unnatural and I’d almost hate to see the condition of her pussy, and by hate, I mean I’d love give it a full examination with my mouth.

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2013

01

Apr

Natalia Vodianova in Bikinis for Etam of the DAy

Natalia Vodianova is a legendary model, and here she is in bikinis for some company called Etam, and that’s all I have to say about that, because we all know I can stare at bikinis all day, especially on models, and why ruin it with words…just take it in…baby….forget all my usual nonsense….and stare at that body….

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