Some chick in her 40s asked me who my top 3 favorite celebs are, like a top 3 list in terms of celebs I want to fuck, and I thought, fuck I don’t have a top 3 list and I hate stupid fucking games like this, because I don’t fuck celebs, I live in Canada, and even if I was in LA where they congregate, they wouldn’t let me into their celebrity pool parties, or their pants, not even the fat disgusting ones, because even they have weird egos and are terrible humans….

I actually find all celebs pretty fucking vile to look at, not hot at all, just phony overpaid, overated shit..

So I figure I wouldn’t jerk off to either Jojo’s tits, or Hailee Steinfelds legs…because if you use instagram, there are 1,000,000 or more sluts more naked, who look better naked, who just want the fame, don’t have the fame, that I could probably fuck for 200 dollars to help pay their rent, because they are lazy and spend their days sitting around naked taking selfies for their fake model careers…

So fuck these Jojo Tits, or Hailee Steinfelds fishnets, or Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage with a cat, or Bella Thorne’s bat in a squat, or Isabelli Fontana Nipples, or Sarah Shahi on the grinch….or Sophie Simmons gross fat sloppy stomach selfie, or Rat Cow in Lingerie, or Mandy Moore’s mom ass, or Mary Elizabeth Winstead in leggigns, or EMma Roberts doing pilates….

They are all dog shit..

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