Amanda Seyfried is historically boring as fuck, but not that boring, since she’s pregnant and that required injecting sperm directly from her penis into her womb…with a married dude who figured he’s in too deep, is going to get busted for his cheating, and might as well commit to the cause….because she’s hot…even though 99 percent of the time she’s dressed like she’s got her period, unshowered, lazy, homely…and I guess that alone makes a bitch hot, so long as she’s not fat, because there’s nothing worse than these social media whores always taking selfies and looking in the mirror…the subtle hot chick who is also a millionaire from being a shameless actor in movies…is the answer…

Anyway, she did vogue, probably too promote a movie, pre uterus exploding…and she’s amazing….I’m a fan and you are too…since the only person reading this is me…

I also love that Lindsay Lohan has told me personally that she hates her….because being hated by Lohan for stealing her jobs..is magical…

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