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2017

12

Jan

Selena Gomez Thong of the Day

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The world is falling apart, people are getting sucked into the selfie vortex, everyone is a narcissistic weirdo who thinks they are more important than they are, children are dying…yet I’m here posting on Selena Gomez’s ass. An ass that has recently been reported as being fucked by The Weeknd, SEE MY POST HERE ……something most people already knew and didn’t care about, it’s all marketing nonsense and half of her pre-breakdown pictures are taken by his photographer….even her last pic is taken by his photographer…and the reason I know it is his photographer…is because there are 10 people in Canada, we all know each other…and I’m just eager to hang out with her and her cute Disney chipmunk face…at the next Polar Bear igloo Pow Wow we do to celebrate the one hour of daylight we get..

I have no idea why she’s going hood, she’s a coddled rich kid from LA…and according to girls I know who have banged him, he’s hood….but maybe it’s because he’s the number one singer and she likes status…record sales make her squirt…breaking streaming records make her squirt….attach herself to talent…squirt….all these people, celebs included are groupies…

I know exactly why he’s banging her….and that’s because she’s Selena Gomez…a wonderful little package….here in a thong for some shoot…probably pre-breakdown – but who knows…or cares..

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