Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not because she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself because all narcissists need fans and support around them….

She entertains me because she’s rich as fuck, she doesn’t need all this attention, yet she’s fucking addicted to it….and in being addicted to it, she’s gone from potentially being a luxury product…to a shameless mess, falling apart at the seams, ghetto as fuck and perfect for some ratchet brawl on Worldstar…

She’s a fucking weirdo…and that’s what fame and money does to someone…but at least in a pre-internet era…we didn’t see any of this…however, I like all of this…so thank god for the internet, god bless the internet…and the American People…despite there being no god, that’s a distraction from how shitty life actually is…and a scapegoat to blame…

The truth is, she’s on some Kardashian kick…but not releasing sex tapes yet…it’ll come..and so will we…because it’s mariah carey.

She has a New Video

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