This Christie Brinkley and her daughters video for Sports Illustrated swim, trying to remember the last time their magazine really prospered, back when Christie Brinkley was one of their girls….and not 63 years old and looking pretty amazing, maybe too amazing, like we’re being lied to, because there is aging gracefully, and their is not aging freakishly…

I understand why SI is going Nostaligic and doing a shoot with Christie Brinkley, I get why they’d feature her daughter Sailor Cook, who is a young billionaire heir who has been doing the daughter of a model hustle like the Hadids, the Baldwins…the Crawford Gerber, the Depp, the everyone with a mom who was a model or dad who was an actor, or in the Jenner’s case a dad who cut off his dick….trying to become instagram models, because IT allows them to feel validated in their vapid existences….where they want to be the most popular and paid…and their parents support them…because they made a career being as vapid…

But Alexa Ray Joel? Really…That’s clearly just a sign of Christie feeling guilty that her relationship with Billy Joel exploded and that she went off to have a cuter family with a rich guy, leaving her freakish head case daughter, who I remember from being on a reality TV show years ago, so broken, damaged a whiner…spoiled and jealous with no need to grow up because she’s babied by her rich parents who just don’t know what to do with her….clearly from this interview, her mom is as shocked as everyone else that Alexa is in it, but she knows she can’t let 16 year old Sailor succeed because it could be a trigger since you can tell, despite the circle jerk of how normal and in love they all are – she hates the cuter younger version of herself, because they eliminated the JOEL DNA from the equation, which isn’t an anti semetic statement, unless you want it o be…you can come up with your own racist conclusions, I’m just going to say there’s a mom daughter fetish in this….and that’s all that matters…not to mention the weird broken one…is probably the more interesting one to be around….and she looks hotter than ever…I’m not hating it….

Either way…weird feature Sports Illustrated….like some Chrissy Teigen Post Pregnancy nonsense where she tries to be funny, disses being a bikini model, because she’s on TV and her Husband she wallet fucked in her LONG CON…is making millions and is in movies that is all half hers…

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