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2017

08

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Creepy Face is a Self Proclaimed Human Vibrator of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out, but I know dudes love jerking off to her, because she’s on TV and has been on TV for a longtime, and even though she’s not jailbait anymore, she still looks like she’s 12, thanks to her parents doing what gymnast parents used to do, and that’s anything to stunt her growth so that she can keep the teen roles coming in…until she fall apart and she can’t get away with it!!

She’s the big sister of Ariel Winter, with the smaller tits, probably hating her and her tits for all the hype they are getting…

Anyway, she’s saying she’s a twitchy weird chick…full on telling the world she’s a vibrator…weird..

I have no idea why I am posting this…BUT I AM…fascinating..

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