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2017

08

Feb

Tommy Hilfiger Made a Gigi Barbie of the Day

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The 90s is on an aggressive comeback and the brands that were big in the 90s are fucking pumped about it – because they can lazily pull up old artwork, repurpose it, put it on some trendy, influencer, it girl, rich girl like GIGI Hadid…and collaborate with Barbie makers Mattel…to create a doll in her image…totally ridiculous sure, the kids will fucking love this and buy it all up at the mall, and Gigi will cash the fuck in as she deserves, you know being the rich girl who had everything handed to her, but that she thinks required work, because that’s how delusional cunts work…

THAT SAID…I’d like one of you to buy me one, to stick up my ass, where Gigi Hadid belongs…despite my Hemorrhoids and my hate of butt play, I think this one is worth the pain to make a point…that no one, myself included, understands…

I just know this is as obnoxious as you’d expect from the modern era’s Paris Hilton, with less personality and sex appeal…her own Barbie, just what a girl who lived the Barbie life needs….

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