I consistently say that Instagram killed the bikini model, or maybe it created the DIY bikini model, who in many cases is hotter than the bikini model, probably a little more desperate than the actual getting paid bikini models, sometimes bigger earners than the actual bikini models, because lets face it, getting in a bikini shouldn’t be something girls get rich off of, but why the fuck not spread some of that around to more pussy, that is probably not as egotistical because they aren’t in the right circles, getting cast in movies but want it so bad…

So in ways, I laugh at bikini instagram girls imitating magazines and catalogs…in their spare time, but they are producing slutty half naked content….but I actually like those thirsty girls more than the actual models…because they are all equally bullshit…and the aspiring sluts are better than the sluts who think they are established..

It’s a new generation, you don’t need magazines like this, it’s not a big deal…dudes don’t actually fucking care…we have instagram…but let’s post some of their pics as a tribute to a dying scam…the bikini issue that carried a brand in an era where bikinis weren’t everywhere…when they were still a simple tactic to post innocent seductive pics for attention….but just not for everyone….you needed film,, cameras, audience…now you don’t need this…

Yet, the insta sluts….aspire to be in this…to stamp of approval their bullshit lives…

Anyway – There’s a bunch of nipples – their only potential for a win…..PORNOGRAPHERS….how can their advertisers support this SMUT….More Nudity Than Playboy…

Kate Upton, Cover Girl, Still Fat, Photoshopped But Better than Recent Years…

Caroline Wozniacki – Because Tennis Pussy is Good Pussy…

Hannah Ferguson Big Tits and Nipples…

Default Hannah Davis aka Hannah Jeter aka Hannah Herpes….

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Homegrown – Eugenie Bouchard – Straight from the Tennis Court of Montreal…(her sister is hotter)

Aly Raisman Because Fitness Gymnasts are Bendy

Samantha HOOPES who I’ve heard is a hooker – and her Nipples…

Hailey Clauson Last Years Cover – The Forgotten One – They Didn’t Even Bring to the Beach…oh no they did…

Myla Dalbesio and Her Monster Tits and Nipples…This is a Porn Site…..

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Barbara Palvin

Bo Krsmanovic Great Tits…

Bianca Balti is Amazing….

Kate Bock who the fuck is that…

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Nina Agdal is Leo’s Girl – and Old….and Retard Looking – But Has Nipples

Ana De Paula with the POSE of the Year…

LOOK A BEACHED WHALE PARODYING THE BIKINI MODEL EXPERIENCE….which annoys me because for the last 10 years i’ve wanted to do fat chicks as SI models in a parody site / campaign to release the same day SI does – as an LOL but now the fatties – are mainstream and no longer a joke…BUMMER

Serena Williams Did Some Sports Illustrated porn that is totally unneccessary – but at least she’s an athlete and not some slutty, gold digging, “bikini” model…all fucking basic and boring and lame…if SI wants to survive…maybe focus their swim issue on people who don’t live in bikinis with rich guys…pretty logical to me…

Christie Brinkley Sacrificed herself to get her famewhore daughters in the magazine, as SI does anything they can to spin a story or to get people talking about their bullshit…

Simone Biles – Because America Pride…USA.USA.USA.

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