Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

2017

Feb

Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius…

And now she’s old…and in a bikini…