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2018

13

Jun

Brooke Burke Fitness Erotica of the Day

Brooke Burke Tits in a Sports Bra and Ass in Leggings

Brooke Burke has some fucking weird fans. Years ago someone hacked the site because I called her a whore, because she was a host of a show called Wild On, which was basically a party in a bikini around the world for perverts show, that aired late at night and that made her famous in an era of bolt on tit, fit body on TV key to success…

She’s recently divorced, so on the prowl, like some kind of sex worker, who is probably a sex worker, but disguises her sex work as being a mom of 5.

There’s a reason she got a TV show where she partied in a bikini with her bolt on tits, and I call that reason…good at impressing producers…

She’s managed to leverage that sex work to be a legit fitness idol to old women who don’t look this good everywhere, but the core of people into her – are the weirdo fans that have been there since the beginning – who she doesn’t actually care about because it reminds her that she’s built a career off being jerk off fodder and that’s all she really has going for her….

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2018

23

Apr

Brooke Burke’s Cougar Cameltoe of the Day

Brooke Burke Tight Grey Bra and Cameltoe in Leggings

I think Brooke Burke has something like 12 kids…probably all with rich guys…there was an era before Sugar Daddy websites where girls who did playboy, with their fit bodies and fake tits, who looked like bootleg Carmen Electras or Ethnic Pam Andersons, would have to fend for themselves and meet rich guys on their own, by self promoting themselves, getting published in cheesy magazines or hosting shitty TV shows, so that the rich guys thought they had more value and were worth taking in, supporting, and owning….now all a bitch needs to do is post half naked on social media and catch the attention of a rich guy willing to pay them for sex…this lazy generation has it so easy.

This isn’t an analysis of low level model and TV hosts being knocked up by rich guys over the last 20 years…it isn’t a comparrison to how sluts get rich guys in this day and age…it is simply to say that after all her kids and sex it’s amazing that her cameltoe isn’t way fucking bigger…I’d expect her pussy lips to be peeking out at her ankles, or maybe that her pants would fully be engulfed looking like some kind of fleshy leggin / g-string but I guess one of the rich guys was a plastic surgeon who REBUILT that shit…designer vagina that shit…like she did with them tits…

Who cares…ultimately it’s Brooke Burke…she didn’t even matter when she mattered.

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2018

16

Apr

Brooke Burke’s Tits Reliving Their Youth of the Day

Brooke Burke big tits in tight top and leather shorts at coachella

50 year old, ex Playboy party slut – turned Dancing with the Stars winner – turned mommy blogger and inspiration to a generation with her health and wellness and travel advice….despite looking like a fake titty stripper…BROOKE BURKE…is one week out of some divorce with the rich guy she had a couple of kids with…but not the Plastic Surgeon she had her first 2 kids with in exchange for free treatments…but the newer guy who was an Baywatch actor….

So like all divorcees, she’s on the move, putting on the short shorts to show off that body that is still fit, them tits that are still fake, that famous, and the other rich old people at Coachella who don’t realize they are in their 40s or 50s, still posting pics from the parties, will help her blend in …..to get her fuck on….getting her fuck on…

This is a reminder of how fun divorced women are…and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2018

29

Mar

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care…

People fucking care….so look at her….in her instagram smut, too old, yet never too old to be a travel blogger bikini whoring….

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2017

24

Oct

500 Year Old Brooke Burke’s Bikini Yoga of the Day

Brooke Burke's Bikini Yoga

Brooke Burke is a 500 year old skeleton with fake tits, you probably don’t remember her, but she had a minute of fame from being on some show called Wild On, where she bikini partied around the world it what looked like it was a lot of fun, so fun that Tara Reid took her lead and spent a decade doing it….

Brooke Burke was also on dancing with the stars, definitely two very low hanging fruit places to be for a set of fake tits..

But she’s managed to leverage that into whatever the fuck it is that she’s doing, fitness, lifestyle brand, mom of a few kids, a rich husband, weird creepy pervert fans who actually hacked the the site many years ago over a post I did on her…which blew my mind, as does the fact that whenever I do a post on her, her plastic surgery, her tight for an old asian lady fake tit body that reminds me of 1992, people send in hate mail….

I can write horrible things about horrible yet more famous people than her and no one cares, I call this bitch, her mom stomach in shameless bikini yoga paparazzi pics out for being lame and inbox fills up with death threats.

I don’t know why..but maybe she’s an alien and has brainwashed the world…MAYBE…people who like hacking like old ladies in bikinis…

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2017

27

Jul

Brooke Burke Wild On the Retirement Years of the Day

Brooke Burke was not really that big of a deal ever in her career as a plastic surgery looking playboy looking chick of the 90s who all looked like this…but I know she has a really insane fan base that spam me when I do posts on her mocking her 15 kids she’s had with at least one rich guy to support her existence…knowing she was a fetish to some mid 40 year olds back when she mattered…all fake tits, fake face, traveling the world having a good time…before ending up a mom who looks like a porn chick on Dancing with the stars, which turned into whatever the fuck it is she does now..

But I do find it interesting to watch her plastic surgery age, it’s like that science experiment in elementary school where you put a sandwich in a jar and watch it rot…the human slut version…exciting.

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2017

27

Jun

Brooke Burke Pussy Flash of the Day

Brooke Burke looks like a mix between Skeletor and Michael Jackson…and she’s flashing her WILD ON pussy that is still attached to a relatively fit body, freakish even, because she’s got a lot of kids.. like a good low level fake titty model who knows kids mean monthly payments….and the weirdest thing about her…is that she’s got this insane fan base – I don’t know where they are from, I just know they are super fucking fans….which probably feels good for her ego…as all sex workers love that shit.

That’s quite the yacht they are on, looks like sugar baby done good.

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