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2018

26

Jul

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke Tits and Ass in Tight Black Bikini

Brooke Burke is old as fuck, but there’s something nice about her still being fit despite being old as fuck and a mom of a bunch of kids, and that something nice is that she is a beacon of the 90s, back when shows about bitches in bikinis partying the world…literally…that was the fucking show..that was the depth of the show…Brook Burke in a bikini going to parties around the world..

That frat boy Maxim style shit would never get signed today…people just wouldn’t want to be the people producing that show…setting themselves up to get slaughtered by every feminist as being misogynistic and the patriarchy….while clearly it worked out for Brooke Burke and in a way she’s still fucking doing it…hence the still in a bikini decades later…it can’t be all that bad of a thing….I mean 20 years olds, thanks to laziness and exclusiveness and a lack of shaming….don’t look this fit…so it’s something worth looking at as far as I’m concerned – so look.

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2014

19

May

Brooke Burke Chavet Fitness of the Day

Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius…

I am no a fan of party girls, or people who get paid to pretend to be party girls, pulling their life together and figuring it all out, I prefer them being at dive bars, drinking their sorrows, remembering the glory days, not by choice, but because of the infected herpes scab….

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