Brooke Burke is a 500 year old skeleton with fake tits, you probably don’t remember her, but she had a minute of fame from being on some show called Wild On, where she bikini partied around the world it what looked like it was a lot of fun, so fun that Tara Reid took her lead and spent a decade doing it….

Brooke Burke was also on dancing with the stars, definitely two very low hanging fruit places to be for a set of fake tits..

But she’s managed to leverage that into whatever the fuck it is that she’s doing, fitness, lifestyle brand, mom of a few kids, a rich husband, weird creepy pervert fans who actually hacked the the site many years ago over a post I did on her…which blew my mind, as does the fact that whenever I do a post on her, her plastic surgery, her tight for an old asian lady fake tit body that reminds me of 1992, people send in hate mail….

I can write horrible things about horrible yet more famous people than her and no one cares, I call this bitch, her mom stomach in shameless bikini yoga paparazzi pics out for being lame and inbox fills up with death threats.

I don’t know why..but maybe she’s an alien and has brainwashed the world…MAYBE…people who like hacking like old ladies in bikinis…

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