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2017

01

Mar

Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck….

But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going….

Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck…

Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima…

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