Alexis Ren and her fake instagram boyfriend were a couple of young, vapid, dumb as fuck idiots…but clever enough to find a really cheesy angle, being the instagram couple every fat chick aspired to be, getting them tons of press, making them go viral, giving her a sense that her celebrity was legit and lasting, and that people actually cared about her…..but bitch didn’t realize it’s instagram and not TV…there’s no emotional connection to a photo of an 18 year old’s ass and average face no matter how much it makes perverts like me cry that we don’t get asses like that…IF you know what I mean…it’s fleeting, it’s not real, it’s dumb….it’s cheap and it’s easy…which I guess Alexis Ren is….

So brands threw money at them, they rode high….and then they broke up..and the one-trick trick hustle faded….forcing her and her insecurities to figure out a new tactic…so she jacked up her face with injections….and more interestingly bought herself some porn tits…which is fine since she’s clearly an exhibitionist slut who gets out there due to her use of her pussy and appearance…but is hilarious that she’s so young and already going down that low level, gutter, fake titty stripper road….all while there was nothing wrong with her small tits, she didn’t need DD tits….we’re all only interested in her ass anyway tits..

I guess I like when girls are so stupid to think tits are the answer….the only way to keep the momentum up…while no one even noticed the new tits..because she really doesn’t fucking matter….

I guess all her instagram money….allows her to prove she’s a fake bitch in all she does or has done….right…here’s a glimpse at her jacked up face and new big titties…

What are these cheesy fucking poses…how embarrassing…

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