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2017

29

Mar

Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low…

There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did…

But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her…

Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front….

I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate.

It is embarrassing….

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