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2017

07

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Not in a Burkini of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with LINDSAY LOHAN in a bikini..

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive… despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bathing suit…and not YESTERDAY’s BURKINI…

She’s only 30, which is old, but not that old….but her body due to the years of abuse…looks bloated and broken and weird…a little fitness could do her some good…but instead she’s barrel bellied like a pug…the way I like my women….

Here she is…a gift to me…and a gift to all of you…

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