Heidi Klum is fishing – because she’s on vacation – you see this past week, if you were a good planner and working in a Jewish industry was weeekend off, Passover monday tuesday, take off wednesday and thursday, only to have friday, weekend and monday off…

You know….10 days of vacation – with only two sick days uses….CLEVER….

I guess that’s why Heidi Klum took the week to get into her bikini and do some fishing, you see because she’s not pretty much retired and her life isn’t a total fucking vacation where she sits around on a pile of money…because I guess she’s german and able bodied and in the mood to make more money…because she’s hot…despite being old…

I mean, here she is just pandering because the whole fishing industry and sport is the biggest sport in the WORLD…and dudes who fish aren’t all rednecks…but they do all like bitches in their fish bra’s and fishing gear…it’s their porn..and I guess this German stepped away from lingerie porn, and interracial porn, and ready to drop porn..all porns she’s been involved in….and she’s not quite ready to show off the shitting porn…scat as german as Bratwurst…but fishing porn…she can fucks with that…and yes I just said fucks..blame social media…thanks in advance.

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