Lindsay Lohan and her GUT went for a paddleboard…because that’s what you do when you have nothing else going for you.

She was in South East Asia, where you can live like a king for a couple thousand dollars a month, sex tourism and hookers included in that couple of thousand dollars, because if you can’t maintain celebrity in America…go to Asia…half of all the instagram followers of most hookers on instagram you see are THAI…so it makes sense.

I love Lohan, her belly in a bikini, her face haggard and looking like Gollum..because she’ll always be LOHAN to me….not to mention, seeing a family and industry eat up and spit out a young girl, like monsters, greedy fucking monsters out to get paid…excites me. It’s the American Dream…and to me Loha is the American dream….I am into it…

Her caption:

“it’s so beautiful I cannot #breathe ???????? #mashallah and I just taught my friend to swim!!! Yes I totally agree.. Often we see beauty not just because the person is beautiful, but because they have an inner glow that comes out with in.. It’s comes from their eyes, smile and movement and most their confidence.

What the fuck this cracker on? Seriously…amazing..

Posted in:SFW