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2017

27

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day

Doutzen Kroes looked like a melting pile of shit left out in the sun too long after a rainstorm – the other day while on a photoshoot…SEE THE PICS HERE

It’s like she either ate too much salt or didn’t get her cool sculpting, because that ass was that of a girl who was once fit, turned into a mom, who has a party drug addiction – where all the good fat that filled her up was used up in her addiction to keep her alive…leaving a dangling ass check needing to be filled..

Well, she probably didn’t like the way those pap pics looked and went back out – posing with her leg in the air at 90 degree – the SIT illusion to give shape and spread out those cellulite dimples…and I’d say it was magical…but it’s not…it just happened and I feel the need to post it because this is what I do for some very fucking weird reason id don’t understand.

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