Sarah Hyland is doing a little BBQ for Memorial Day weekend. On the Christian radio I was listening to as I do, not because I am a religious man, but because I am not a religious man, they Pastor said, it’s OK to BBQ on Memorial Day, you don’t need to spend the day crying over dead soldiers, but rather realizing that life is short and they died for your freedoms to BBQ….

I know you patriotic folks will agree with that, and so will you religious folk, but I don’t believe they died for any freedoms, but rather were pawns used to some weird strategies we’ll never understand and if there was no military, I feel like we’d still be as free as we want to be – because the world isn’t as terrible as it’s been made out to be…not everyone wants to rape and kill you.

THAT SAID…i think posting bathing suit pics by the BBQ, thinking “YAY DAY OFF FROM MY RICH PERSON LIFE OF LUXURY – I AM A VAPID CUNT FROM TV – BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT FAT LIKE ARIEL WINTER – MY CO STAR”….is trashy.

THAT SAID…I think her posting her skinny legs, all anorexic looking in a time se’s been criticized for being ANorexic by the media that LOVES fat chicks, the same people making homosexuals gay…the MEDIA….when really she’s just skinny….cooking an invisible meal…like “this is what I eat….nothing..you fat fucks”…is brilliant…good job.

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