Dakota Fanning posted a bikini pic with what we used to call in the 90s a couple of Fat Managers…

It was the girl that the hotter skinnier girl would hang out with so that when pics came around – or even pre pics – when people would come around – they’d look the hottest…and the tightest and often times, weren’t even that hot or that tight – but by comparison they were…like an optical illusion…some “magic eye poster” shit….

We’d call them fat managers, because as much as the skinny hot one liked having the fat ones around to look hotter against, or to spew all their stories on as the fat one groupied and envied her….the fat ones liked the skinny one around because it made them seem hotter or more desirable…as the hot one would lure in so much attention there’d be a spillover…

With that spillover the hot one would choose the dude she wanted to get with and his friends or other dudes would be pawned onto the fat chicks, they’d call that JUMPING THE GRENADE, and everyone would fuck, some happier than others, usually the fat chick….because she got laid..

Point being, if you wanted the hot chick you’d have to go through the fat manager, you’d have to win her trust and friendship but not make her want to fuck you, because if she did, it’d be over and you’d be fucking the fat manager not the hot chick….it was always a complicated dance…but luckily for me, I’m vile and the hot chicks never wanted me, so I’d just end up giving the fat manager a foot massage while my friend would fuck the hot one and jerk off in the bathroom when everyone was asleep….

Life.

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