Britney Spears put up some dance videos…that you can masturbate to.

So you should thank her for that – by masturbating to them…

You know, because she’s Britney Spears and thus a magical creature in lingerie outfits for shitty pop shows everyone still throws money at because she’s Britney Spears…

A creature who keeps on producing, or bringing in the money, for her parents that have found a way to keep her captive, legal slavery, and earning….it’s the way of the south…ingrained in their redneck roots…and something they’ve done good with….and the good news is…at least she’s not fat.

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