The great thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she’s got a busted face. She knows that she’s not cute and that this whole acting thing where she played the hot chick was all a scam and just a testament to how bad writing and bad acting can divert people’s attention from the fact that a solid 6 is playing a 10….

She’s tried to get surgery, she probably fills her face, she sits in the gym all day because she knows body is better than face because you can always put a bitch on all fours and she knows…if you take a butt shot….your face becomes invisible…magical…and invisible….best magic trick ever….well not quite as good as hiding the cured meat in your cunt…but in the same realm of lovely…

GOOD job Tisdale.

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