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2017

22

Aug

Mariah Carey in Paper Magazine of the Day

Here’s some Mariah Carey in some weird photoshoot that makes her face look a little like a bull dog, but I guess that is what happens when you’re an over the top rich woman with an ego so huge she likely thinks she’s god…which probably makes for interesting sex….and not just because she’s got monster tits that go with her middle aged weight gain issues she tries to barely hide…but because she’s a fucking crazy person…

This reminds me of a boudoir set a fat wife gets her truck driving husband at the small town strip mall in the early 90s…you know…trashy…but maybe everything reminds me of that….because I missed the glory days of women trying to save marriages through semi professional slutty photoshoots with middle aged failed photographer perverts who once worked at sears doing portraits but always wanted to experience the woman form…and the art that comes with it…like most instagram photographers today…

It’s just that a spread pussy selfie on the toilet is wonderful to me, but it doesn’t take nearly the same level of thought or effort, especially in an era where slutty shoots weren’t an all day everyday thing…

EITHER way…here’s MARIAH.

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