Bella Thorne's Bikini Top of the Day

2017

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Top of the Day

In very life changing and important news, while people in Houston are struggling to pump out their homes and salvage their cowboy hats, while the world is going completely insane with their nazi bullshit, or terrorism bullshit, or taxation bullshit….as we all sink deeper and deeper into debt…and work harder and harder for the man…getting all obese, sick but unable to treat it due to healthcare…

Really important people come along to inspire us to push forward…like Bella Thorne…

The jacked up faced Disney Kid exploited by her mom after her dad died to be a child star…all her siblings pushed into it…she’s the one who stuck…

So while we all sit here struggling, we can be inspired knowing the half naked exhibitionist with an awesome body, who has really done zero in terms of inspirational work in her career or life, unless you’re like me and think being a hot and half naked exhibitionist is inspirational…

So while we all sit here struggling to make ends meet, we can fill our brains with new of this vapid character, clickbait really, dyed her hair back to orange – probably for a role – rather than keeping it all fucking unicorn bullshit…and the whole world can be inspired to go on.

The struggling in Houston…knowing that bitch dyed her hair back to orange and did a bikini dance about it…can forget their troubles…and if they’re like me…be a little more inspired to strap rocks to yourself and hope to drown in 6 inches of water in your bathroom floor..