Britney Spears is one of my favorite prisoners in America and I like to think that it’s important to check in on her social media feed…whether to see her hot mom body in a bikini top like today…or to try to decipher some code or cries for help that slip past her social media coordinator who handles all her content posted to the outside world…I guess Britney isn’t that clever, and is just that dancing monkey created by her parents to take them out of the trailer park, who Jon Benet Ramsey-ed her without the actual murdering, by keeping her working for them well into her 30s, paying out to the family business that they feel she couldn’t have done without them, giving her enough money to live, while medicated, but not too much that she doesn’t get on stage to fulfill those contractual obligations they have in place for her.

The whole story is weird, but there will eventually be a blow-up or blow out when she decides she wants her freedom back…and has to legally fight for it…as if they’d ever allow that..this bitch is owned and operated by them…and will likely die that way…

But in the meantime, there are the occassional “britney still hot and not just because she’s a submissive” pics like this bikini pic…I’m into it.

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