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2017

02

Oct

McKenna Keil the Titty Selfie During the Craziest Homicide in American History of the Day

McKenna Keil the Titty Selfie During the Craziest Homicide in American History of the Day

Everyone’s a fame whore…

My friend Steve sent in this pic of a USC reporter who happened to be at the mass shooting in Las Vegas last night, and knew enough about proper hashtags to get as much attention as she could, like it was her big break, when else would this kind of opportunity arise for her, it was her “Lewinsky” or “Watergate”….breaking story…and chance to get known….

Along with the blood covered selfie was this note that I felt needed to be posted….

Now I admit, I’m as un-PC a dude as you’re liable to find anywhere. In fact, I fully admit, during a sniper attack, I would be smothering that chick (in the name of gallantry) and kneading those enhanced titties like I was prepping dough to make a tasty apple gallette.

As the police were cuffing me, assaulting me and spitting on me wanting to know why I was sexually assaulting that poor young girl and dry humping her to a frenzy in the midst of the greatest homicide in American history, I would simply claim PTSD and say the stress of it all was too much for me, and I cracked and have no memory of it.

The point being, those are some NICE looking plastic fun bags, and I would gladly spooge on them regardless of the time or place, but I’m a degenerate, so this is to be expected
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Is this chick a retard tho? Seriously, is she retarded?? She works in media, and she posts THE most tone deaf selfie we’ve ever seen in our lives?!

Or is this generation simply THAT shallow and amoral that if you have the chance to promote DEM TITS during a worldwide televised mass homicide, you do it! Girl, get to sellin’!…

Word.

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