Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her DNA…and they are a billion dollar empire…and you know how crazy billionaires can be…evil geniuses…and shit…

The plan is to replace the old with the new…but the old won’t give up and I guess they feel like they can’t just turn their back on her….it’s not that crazy of a theory…

So….she’s topless in a shoot….and it matters because…she’s topless..

Other reasons why she matters…is because she hates fat models too…..and that means something in a world where everyone seems to encourage these fat bitches…

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