Katy Perry is trying to get people to care about her the way she did when she first got her record deal – with her tits…which aren’t even that great of tits – but are big tits – in an era where tits are important and will forever be important – she knows that whenever she wants some attention, or people talking about her, or her American Idol bullshit that she’s trying to re-invent as the Simon Cowell, even though as a person she’s abrasive, annoying, not likeable…despite how many people listen to her terrible, ear raping music…she’s not good, or talented, and sold tickets to her show on GROUPON for 5 dollars this tour…because NO ONE CARES…and she’s hoping that IDOL will bring her household, while I hope IDOL makes households hate her even more…ending her..and I also hope she spent all her money like an idiot and goes broke….ending up a street hooker by 40 where she belongs…

She’s the worst..

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