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2017

02

Nov

Sarah Hyland Pitches Thanksgiving of the Day

In Holiday news, it’s Thanksgiving is the next great American Holiday that will be celebrated with Turkey, Black Friday and other secular things that don’t involve religion, even if religion is what fuelled the whole “giving thanks” thing…to justify raping native Americans and eating their food so that the White mad didn’t die of scurvy when he was taking over their land..

Point being, Thanksgiving is massively celebrated, but for some reason, a reason I call being locked in the basement practicing her song and dance for her evil parents and their evil intentions to get rich off of their weird looking daughter…

So she decided to pitch thanksgiving on her Instagram story she performs on because that’s what these attention seekers do…and it left me feeling uneasy…which could be seen as erotic for some of you.

Sarah Hyland Pitches Thanksgiving

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