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2017

06

Nov

Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day

Josephine Skriver Humanoid

Josephine Skriver is the Victoria’s Secret star who is probably most interesting because she was made in a lab by some Dutch biologist, who is gay, using his lesbian friend’s egg, where he did some DNA designing, and bio-hacked the fuck out of whatever she was supposed to look like, making her look like this….a lifelong dream for a god complex weirdo…funded by the lingerie brand so that they don’t have to spend all this time trying to find girls who aren’t fat in a world of everyone being fat…to walk in their infomercial…

The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver, besides being a close, humanoid, weirdo, is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin…I guess because they just let her out of the lab they built her in….

The most interesting thing about this post is why I know she was a virgin when she moved to NYC, that seems like pretty personal information that I wouldn’t be privy to…and I really don’t have the answer to that…I have no idea why I know that…I assume it is ASPERGERS related.

These are some pics from her social media…cuz she’s hot…and because it’s never too late for Halloween dreams.

She was doing a fitness photoshoot with the other VS Model Named Romee Strijid…that you can see here….ROBOTS everywhere..

More pics CLICK HERE

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