There are so many reasons I am thankful for Britney Spears in Daisy Dukes…and midriff and a cowboy hat…showing off her old lady fit mom body….and none of them have anything to do with how her music shaped me as a person or inspired me…

But I did jerk off to that Hit Me Baby One More Time Music video before I had broadband internet…I was doing that dial-up shit and MTV was an easier option…girl created fetishes early on…and continues to..

Not that her being the hot mom is really that much of a fetish, but the fact that K-Fed is set for life from fucking her a few times is…I mean I’m a mooch and can mooch and would mooch that hard…and knowing it was done to Britney is inspiring.

Also, I am a cult status, into the sex cult movements…I believe that a man who can capture and captivate people to do crazy things – often times to his penis or to each other as he watches…claiming it is god’s will…blows me away, I have a hard enough time getting the girl at McDonalds to get me a damn burger I’m paying for…not that I eat McDonalds, that shit is poison and will kill you, but YOU Know what i mean…that’s power…

So seeing her held captive against her will, that she doesn’t even realize she’s being held captive, just continuing to be an earner, dancing monkey for her mooch family, who made her and will work her to the bone…fascinates me…

Is this a cry for help, or is she just being distracted with the though of Thanksgiving dinner – some pumpkin pie…cuz they’ve been starving her…and girl’s genuinely as excited as her meds let her..which isn’t shaving her head in manic episodes or anything…but cowboy dances…work for me.

SO I’m thankful for Britney Spears…doing whatever the fuck this is.

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