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2017

27

Nov

Gal Gadot is a Mossad Agent of the Day

I didn’t read all this, but apparently there’s a conspiracy around Gal Gadot, your Wonder Woman, because of Israel.

They are saying that she’s a Mossad secret agent, which would explain why she’s got famous, because why the fuck would anyone give her fame unless there was some Israel based conspiracy…..

I just assumed it was Jewish guilt from the producers….who hired an Israeli girl since she fought for their country…while they were in Beverly Hills sitting by the pool on a pile of money…

But here’s some angling they are putting out on her to make her Wonder Woman seem more legit…

Here’s the story, that’s probably just a story….

The paper, a daily known as Al Liwaa, published an image of Gadot on their front page Monday, claiming in a report (via The Times of Israel), that she was actually Collette Vianfi, an agent from Israel’s international spy agency who was allegedly recruited to work with Lebanese actor and playwright Ziad Itani, who was arrested on Friday on charges of “collaborating” with Israel and gathering information about political figures.

Gadot has not commented yet on the claims that she is Vianfi, or a member of the Israeli National Intelligence Agency.

Gadot was crowned as Miss Israel back in 2004. She did serve a compulsory two year stint in the Israeli Defense Forces afterwards. She later went on to star as Gisele in “Fast & Furious,” “Fast Five” and “Furious 7,” and as Natalie Jones in “Keeping Up with the Joneses.” She has become a bigger Hollywood name in the last year for her role as Wonder Woman…blah blah blah….who cares…

I mean it’s nice to see that even spies can become vapid Hollywood rich people, who likely aren’t spying on shit anymore, you know sitting by the pool on that pile of money in California does that to a secret agent.

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