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2017

28

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl

Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted…

I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten…

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