Topless clickbait Shay Mitchell and that Banana phallus to manipulate people into caring about her…ok.

Shay Mitchell is some Canadian rich kid, possibly have Indian, dot not feather, roots, who was raised rich in the rich area of West Vancouver, where a girl I know knew her or her brother and said she was a cunt and I’ll believe that because I know Canadians, I am Canadian, and the second a Canadian makes it in America after being in Degrassi, they end up thinking they are bigger and better than Canada…

So there’s no hanging out and seeing any Shay Mitchell titties at our Canada wide Canada party where all 1000 Canadians get together in an Igloo to fuck and make more Canadians…she’s too good for that..

She’s polarized her career to be an “instagrammer”….when she’s not making too much money acting – posting those typical travel pics like every other girl – because why not monetize the free trip hustle, selling brands on her vacations, for when her acting, cuz she’s not even a good actor career dies…

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